April In Wonderland ♥ ;

April.♥ ;
Starbucks Barista c: Stretched lobes & tattoos. Obsessed with turles, pandas & elephants. ♥;
beards & tattoos are my weakness. ♥

AU: Dean Winchester and Castiel Novak are two of the biggest movie stars on the planet and they’ve been secretly dating for the better part of two years. When Dean’s public girlfriend, upcoming indie actress Jo Harvelle, ‘breaks up’ with him to start dating Charlie Bradbury coincides with him landing the role of a lifetime opposite Cas, that whole “secretly dating” thing? Yeah, that’s shot to hell.

The kicker? There’s some leaked pictures of the two of them having sex on set, never-ending questions on the press tour for their movie and even with all of that, it’s an accidental slip-up during a panel with fans that kills them.

(Dean swears he didn’t mean to answer that girl’s question with “well when you’ve been with someone for as long as we have” but Cas is just glad he said it at all.)

(via ferrickhistoryts)

sometimes I kiss people I shouldn’t kiss and let them unbutton my jeans sometimes I leave English class without asking and walk in angular circles until I can hear the blood rushing under my skin sometimes I run until I can’t breathe sometimes I sit in the rain sometimes I sleep for six hours in the middle of the day

sometimes I drive too fast and listen to my music so loud that it hurts sometimes I drink until everything goes black and I don’t remember talking about you all night (even though I do)

sometimes I cry about books and about people who died hundreds of years ago sometimes I don’t cry even though I want to more than anything sometimes I ignore the people I love sometimes hold myself to keep everything in because you are not here to do it

sometimes I think I’m alive sometimes I think I probably never will be

eatpussylivehappy:

I think you’re cute

cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm

(via grabmyhandandjump)

The “turnoff” “turnon” game. Ask me anything and I will answer if it is a turn off or turn on.

(via catsandlesbians-mainly)

lustinforagustin:

my dad and sister came home and they went to the salvation army and brought home some chairs and i said “you shouldn’t buy from them because they discriminate gays” and my dad sarcastically replied “well then no gay asses have sat in our chair” and i said “i can change that” and sat in one that is how i accidentally came out to my family

(via odetosleeep)

(Source: isrealforus, via dirtyamishgirl)

(Source: allisonargentum, via odetosleeep)

theroguefeminist:

spaceberryfeminist:

morismako:

magdalenarivera:

I’d like to report a crime…

 

this man has a face like sunshine and a torso like hellfire

this is poetry

(Source: alphalewolf, via everyonessweetdreams)

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

(via everyonessweetdreams)

born-t0-lose:

A Day To Remember - It’s Complicated

born-t0-lose:

A Day To Remember - It’s Complicated

(via thuglifex7)

Put a “Hey Babe” in my ask if you’d date me

justasmalltowngirlfromnc:

fionagoodess:

imnotacoolblog:

undoubtedlygay:

I’ll get -6 messages

I’d get a bye babe

i’d lose all of my followers 

I get none lol

(Source: folie-a-rockandroll, via thuglifex7)

heyfunniest:

is this even a kid show

(Source: thespoonmissioner, via tokalaluta)

a-fairytale-in-a-blue-box:

i just went from aw to wtf

(Source: rachelthefish, via aspington)